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Joke of the day for control freaks and the menopausal

This was just too true to pass by:

Q:
How  many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light  bulb?
Woman’s  Answer:

One!  

ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows  HOW to change a light bulb!

They  don’t even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for  THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And,  once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to find the #&%!*  lightbulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CABINET for the past  17 YEARS! But  if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the  chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE  IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING  LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER  PICKS  UP OR CARRIES  OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL  SUFFOCATED FROM  THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT   ARE  A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE! IT WOULD  TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!AND  DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE  TOILET PAPER ROLL  !!

I’m  sorry. What was the question ?

And my best response from a friend

 Had to laugh – Almost fell down the stairs trying to escape his snoring because all the spots are out in the stairwell – He mumbled that the lightbulbs are in his office…. I can’t reach them so I will have to take a different route downstairs until the rest of the lightbulbs in the house go out.

Don’t even go near the garbage issue. Next week I am going to put it in the trunk of his car – hasn’t emptied the garbage in years. Our house would be a “pit” if I let him do anything except pour himself a Scotch.

Toilet paper is the best – it has been in the same place for 20 years – Liza, Sam and Bill still cannot remember where it is which can be annoying as I am the only person who knows where the plunger is for the kleenex and paper towel!!

 

 and who says I only work on this business?

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